The truth about men
If a woman is like a cold fish - a man must be patient as fishermen.
When the bad man, he is looking for a woman, a good husband - he is still looking for one.
Man loved the eyes, if nothing else can.
If a woman has fallen - a fool will pass for a moment, a gentleman will help to get up and lies down next to a real man.
Why do men conscience is clear. They never used it yet.
Nothing decorate woman as a temporary absence of a man at home.
Women fully understand it if these people than men.
Living as a single person, but as a dog dies.
Women's problems are nothing compared to the male of the opposing feminine.
Why men can not be infected with mad cow disease. Because they are pigs.
What about a man who is standing in water up to the navel. This is turning into my mind.
Why do men have their heads. Straw that hands should not wear.
You said God created man. I can, and better, and created by a woman.
What should a woman do beautifull to stretch the husband to the bed. Switching off the TV.
Data perfect man 90/60/40 - 90 years older, 60 million bank, 40 degrees.
What words loving the most annoying. "I have returned, dear."
Why bald man has pockets of holes. They are also sometimes want to cross through the hair.
Why do men want a virgin. They can not stand criticism.
Man is a man who loved a woman more easily due to die than to live together.
Man runs after the woman before she capture him.
Three-letter word, which every man is afraid of - yet.
Beautiful woman must have 4 game - Eagle on the shoulders, Jaguar in the garage, tigers in bed and the old he-goat, who are paying for all this.
What is the difference between a man and CHAP (dog food). Chapa has a brain to buy with.
What stinks alum, has 6 legs and IQ30. / Three men watching sports events.
Why it is difficult to find a woman man who is sensitive and looks good. Because men are usually already has a boyfriend.
Why do most men work in weekends?. Because on Monday does not require a re-education work.
What is the difference between the snowman and the wise man? Snowman is something mate.
Nevertheless, the majority of the guys the truth:
Men can not please ... if you behave nicely with him - said to be in love, if not - declare that you are proud. Unless it not agreed - denouncing the goat, if you decide to remain silent, that has no brain. If it is not love - you try to conquer, if Wilt feelings - do not pay attention to you ... if you refuse to have sex with him, declares that he loves. If you agree to do so, just make sure that you are cheap ... If you hurt - you're cruel. If he does so, it appears that you are too sensitive reguoji. If you share with him the problems, sighs that tiring. If you did not speak - offended that trust. If mad say that you behave like a nanny. If he is shouting at you - it's just because you care. If you have broken a promise - you can not be trusted. If he does it - appears to have been forced to do it ... how to please you?
If a woman is like a cold fish - a man must be patient as fishermen.
When the bad man, he is looking for a woman, a good husband - he is still looking for one.
Man loved the eyes, if nothing else can.
If a woman has fallen - a fool will pass for a moment, a gentleman will help to get up and lies down next to a real man.
Why do men conscience is clear. They never used it yet.
Nothing decorate woman as a temporary absence of a man at home.
Women fully understand it if these people than men.
Living as a single person, but as a dog dies.
Women's problems are nothing compared to the male of the opposing feminine.
Why men can not be infected with mad cow disease. Because they are pigs.
What about a man who is standing in water up to the navel. This is turning into my mind.
Why do men have their heads. Straw that hands should not wear.
You said God created man. I can, and better, and created by a woman.
What should a woman do beautifull to stretch the husband to the bed. Switching off the TV.
Data perfect man 90/60/40 - 90 years older, 60 million bank, 40 degrees.
What words loving the most annoying. "I have returned, dear."
Why bald man has pockets of holes. They are also sometimes want to cross through the hair.
Why do men want a virgin. They can not stand criticism.
Man is a man who loved a woman more easily due to die than to live together.
Man runs after the woman before she capture him.
Three-letter word, which every man is afraid of - yet.
Beautiful woman must have 4 game - Eagle on the shoulders, Jaguar in the garage, tigers in bed and the old he-goat, who are paying for all this.
What is the difference between a man and CHAP (dog food). Chapa has a brain to buy with.
What stinks alum, has 6 legs and IQ30. / Three men watching sports events.
Why it is difficult to find a woman man who is sensitive and looks good. Because men are usually already has a boyfriend.
Why do most men work in weekends?. Because on Monday does not require a re-education work.
What is the difference between the snowman and the wise man? Snowman is something mate.
Nevertheless, the majority of the guys the truth:
Men can not please ... if you behave nicely with him - said to be in love, if not - declare that you are proud. Unless it not agreed - denouncing the goat, if you decide to remain silent, that has no brain. If it is not love - you try to conquer, if Wilt feelings - do not pay attention to you ... if you refuse to have sex with him, declares that he loves. If you agree to do so, just make sure that you are cheap ... If you hurt - you're cruel. If he does so, it appears that you are too sensitive reguoji. If you share with him the problems, sighs that tiring. If you did not speak - offended that trust. If mad say that you behave like a nanny. If he is shouting at you - it's just because you care. If you have broken a promise - you can not be trusted. If he does it - appears to have been forced to do it ... how to please you?
